Displaying Your Mani Like a Goblin

This is Death Valley's THE SINK AFTER HE SHAVES, a chunky thermal nail polish I applied with the zeal and fine motor control of a Twizzlers-addled toddler, and an ocean jasper orb I treasure (I treasure a lot of orbs). Sharing your nail situation with, like, a polish bottle or ice cream cone is cool, but join me in flavor country; it gets better.