Tricia Lockwood's Drawing of Jonathan Franzen Crucified on a Portobello Mushroom

If you have the opportunity to attend a reading of Patricia's, sell your and your family's organs to make it happen. I am also partial to the squid with a micropenis she drew for me in my copy of Motherland Fatherland Homelandsexuals, but who am I kidding, this is the star of my personal library. (She asked what I would like her to draw in my book and I asked for Jonathan Franzen.) When I first read Priestdaddy I sent her a photo of the toe I sprained while thinking about it, but that's a story for another time.