Funny Face Bakery (Noho)

Their iced novelty cookies are entertaining, but their curling-rock-sized crumbfetti cookies - which, like the chocolate chip numbers pictured here and all of their offerings that aren't repping Bad Bunny or a Real Housewife - are always warm, and if you eat one on the spot you'll sink through the sidewalk straight down to the earth's molten core and become the most serene magma-blorp ever to summit Maslow's hierarchy of needs.