Photochromic Heart-Shaped Glasses

I wore these babies for a half marathon in Brooklyn a few weeks ago and my race photos looked a full 17% less awkward than they usually do! The sturdy, rubberized frames are light and don't slide, the photochromic lenses darken to black in full sun and are large enough that the shapes are kicky rather than annoying, and inadvertent Resting Bitch Face is a lot funnier when you're wearing heart-shaped glasses. Fair warning: Pit Viper's push notifications and emails will make you want to walk into the sea, so opt out, disable, and block early and often.