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I wrote a story called "Do Robot Cats Dream About Wireless Mice?" for CATNIP and they made it a cover line! CATNIP also features a photo of our cat Matty with my red sunglasses perched above his tail so that he looks like a mastodon in a West Village jazz trio. Our vet was once wrapping up a checkup for him and paused for a moment and said, "You know, if you cover his head he'd look like a beaver." Diagnosis: Beaver
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