Hieronymus Bosch Bird with Letter Figurine

This is some god-tier "know your audience" stuff, but if you've got the right kind of Intense Lady on your hands, no gift lands better than a little Garden of Earthly Delights guy. I've been giving my mom (art history major, brags about her pain threshold) these for years and the only present she's ever been more excited about was a smoked blue cheese sampler.