(Virtually) Adopting a Fruit Bat

At some point my IG feed became 99% nonprofit wildlife rehab centers and it's never been more delightful.* Florida's Lubee Bat Conservancy has so many sky puppies in their care I don't even know what to tell you, and they are both essential to their environments and essential to my happiness, no pressure, you perfect flying foxes. Anyway, give them like $35 and feel like a goth auntie, it's the bargain of the century.

*Bonus: No AI slop!