Issey Miyake Pleats Please's Goddamn Perfect Sleeveless Funnel-Neck Top

Listen, how your particular meat suit interacts with one particular Pleats Please cut versus another can vary wildly; My Humps aren't yours, as Fergie reminds us. That said, if you're also a broad-shouldered 36D who overheats easily, has a huge Eurasian eagle-owl upper arm tattoo and likes to be able to wash shirts in the sink with shampoo when they're traveling, let me introduce you to our best friend. Available in a zillion colors and prints and, if you're a talented scavenger, on the secondhand and vintage market, and worth every penny you'll pay for it. I got my first in black in 2020; I got my fifth yesterday with an early '90s trompe-l'oeil denim pocket print all over it from some seller in Japan and I STILL DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH. Forgiving, comfy, chic, futuristic, versatile, wrinkle-proof, durable, all the things. I wouldn't touch those pants, though. Those aren't for this meat suit.